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i lost my virginity to tom prestons dad

this blog looks like everything i ever dreamed of

tom pretzel’s true spirit animal is a pretzel ring with the words “lesbian kick” engraved on it in comic sans frosting

He is actually a flaming lesbian himself,so he expresses his frustration and alter ego through his comics.All he’s ever wanted is to grope a ginger’s breast.

he gets constipated at conventions so his face is really intimidating when you meet him

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Can you guys submit and not ask lol sorry

HE LIKES MOON OVER JUNE

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